Here are some great jokes that I have made and also seen across the intertubes

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Ever wonder why Java’s logo is the coffee cup? Because you stay up all night debugging it.
The C in the C programming language stands for Can’t write in C.
I learned today that snakes are the natural enemies of primates. No wonder I hate Python!
So I told me friend that I was writing up some pseudo code, he said cool but accidentally ran it in python
Why is it called OOP (Object orientated programming)? Because the first word out of a programmer’s mouth when they run the program they wrote is oops.
The serpent that tempted Adam and Eve was python tempting two developers with easy syntax.

That high you get when you finished programming the FPGA is from dehydration not dopamine/adrenaline
A short one: Nvidia’s Linux driver support (muh blobs!)

Why write SPI drivers when you could do the same thing by hitting your hand with a hammer?
Git stands for Git is Temperamental