From 58a9d7a6317880b2418d0c5bc43314df007235d0 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Joshua Yun Desktop Date: Wed, 10 Feb 2021 21:26:55 -0500 Subject: The first of many jokes --- README.md | 19 +++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 19 insertions(+) create mode 100644 README.md (limited to 'README.md') diff --git a/README.md b/README.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..2f691a9 --- /dev/null +++ b/README.md @@ -0,0 +1,19 @@ +# Here are some great jokes that I have made and also seen across the intertubes + +## Programming Languages +- - - +* Ever wonder why Java’s logo is the coffee cup? Because you stay up all night debugging it. +* The C in the C programming language stands for Can’t write in C. +* I learned today that snakes are the natural enemies of primates. No wonder I hate Python! +* So I told me friend that I was writing up some pseudo code, he said cool but accidentally ran it in python +* Why is it called OOP (Object orientated programming)? Because the first word out of a programmer’s mouth when they run the program they wrote is oops. + +## Hardware +- - - +* That high you get when you finished programming the FPGA is from dehydration not dopamine/adrenaline +* A short one: Nvidia’s Linux driver support + +## Protocols +- - - +* Why write SPI drivers when you could do the same thing by hitting your hand with a hammer? +* Git stands for Git is Temperamental -- cgit v1.2.3