# Here are some great jokes that I have made and also seen across the intertubes

## POTATOSULO

## Programming Languages
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* Ever wonder why Java’s logo is the coffee cup? Because you stay up all night debugging it.
* The C in the C programming language stands for Can’t write in C.
* I learned today that snakes are the natural enemies of primates. No wonder I hate Python!
* So I told me friend that I was writing up some pseudo code, he said cool but accidentally ran it in python
* Why is it called OOP (Object orientated programming)? Because the first word out of a programmer’s mouth when they run the program they wrote is oops.
* The serpent that tempted Adam and Eve was python tempting two developers with easy syntax.

## Hardware
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* That high you get when you finished programming the FPGA is from dehydration not dopamine/adrenaline
* A short one: Nvidia’s Linux driver support (muh blobs!)

## Protocols
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* Why write SPI drivers when you could do the same thing by hitting your hand with a hammer?
* Git stands for Git is Temperamental