The first of many jokes

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+# Here are some great jokes that I have made and also seen across the intertubes
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+## Programming Languages
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+* Ever wonder why Java’s logo is the coffee cup? Because you stay up all night debugging it.
+* The C in the C programming language stands for Can’t write in C.
+* I learned today that snakes are the natural enemies of primates. No wonder I hate Python!
+* So I told me friend that I was writing up some pseudo code, he said cool but accidentally ran it in python
+* Why is it called OOP (Object orientated programming)? Because the first word out of a programmer’s mouth when they run the program they wrote is oops.
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+## Hardware
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+* That high you get when you finished programming the FPGA is from dehydration not dopamine/adrenaline
+* A short one: Nvidia’s Linux driver support
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+## Protocols
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+* Why write SPI drivers when you could do the same thing by hitting your hand with a hammer?
+* Git stands for Git is Temperamental