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diff --git a/README.md b/README.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..2f691a9 --- /dev/null +++ b/README.md @@ -0,0 +1,19 @@ +# Here are some great jokes that I have made and also seen across the intertubes + +## Programming Languages +- - - +* Ever wonder why Java’s logo is the coffee cup? Because you stay up all night debugging it. +* The C in the C programming language stands for Can’t write in C. +* I learned today that snakes are the natural enemies of primates. No wonder I hate Python! +* So I told me friend that I was writing up some pseudo code, he said cool but accidentally ran it in python +* Why is it called OOP (Object orientated programming)? Because the first word out of a programmer’s mouth when they run the program they wrote is oops. + +## Hardware +- - - +* That high you get when you finished programming the FPGA is from dehydration not dopamine/adrenaline +* A short one: Nvidia’s Linux driver support + +## Protocols +- - - +* Why write SPI drivers when you could do the same thing by hitting your hand with a hammer? +* Git stands for Git is Temperamental |